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Who Would Mia Khalifa Bet On for the MLB Playoffs?

 J Barry  |    Oct 17th, 2025 2:38pm EDT
Mia Khalifa smiling in a red jacket beside Blue Jays fans holding a Vladdy sign, promoting the $2 MLB Playoff Parlay for October 2025 by World Baseball Network.

$2 bets, big swings, and Mia Khalifa energy — welcome to the MLB Playoff Parlay!

Mia Khalifa doesn’t chase validation — she edits it. She’s spent the better part of a decade turning raw attention into a managed asset: sports commentary, brand partnerships, activism, and a jewelry line built from defiance — Sheytan, Arabic for “devil.”

She once said everyone deserves a second chance “if they want it.” That’s postseason baseball, too. October is built on second chances — the bounce-backs, the bullpen gambles, the teams that figure themselves out in real time.

Capital Roots, Global Curiosity

Khalifa grew up in Montgomery County, Maryland (the land that produced Brady Anderson & his 50 HR szn in 1996) — close enough to Camden Yards to hear Baltimore’s echoes, but her sports heart always tilted toward Washington, D.C. She learned loyalty through heartbreak, the way every long-suffering fan does.

Mia Khalifa wearing Washington Capitals, Nationals, and Wizards gear smiling, at games, and showing team pride.

Mia Khalifa representing Washington, D.C. sports — Capitals on the ice, Nationals on the diamond, and Wizards on the court.

Mia Khalifa wearing Washington Wizards, Capitals, and Maryland Terrapins gear in a collage celebrating her D.C. sports fandom.

Mia Khalifa repping her D.C. roots — Wizards, Capitals, and Maryland Terrapins — proving her sports loyalty runs deeper than the headlines.

She cried — jokingly, but still — when the Washington Wizards traded her favorite player John Wall to Houston in 2020. “Ten years, bro … I don’t remember what DC is like without Wall,” she wrote, wearing his jersey while mock-sobbing on Instagram. A week later she tweeted, half-serious, “It is with great sadness that I announce I am now a Rockets fan?”

When the Nationals finally lifted the World Series trophy in 2019, she didn’t post a think piece — she might’ve just fired off a text to Gilbert from her rose-gold iPhone, ‘the only ex worth taking back.’
Tote bag by her feet, glasses she never really needed pushed up just enough to see the confetti — that was the whole Mia ethos in a nutshell: patience disguised as rebellion, payoff earned in public.
Scherzer’s eyes burned like high beams, Soto danced like a headline, and the city exhaled.

Last night, Max Scherzer did it again — turned back time under the October lights in Game 4 of the ALCS against Seattle — a living reminder of why she ever fell for D.C. sports in the first place.

But she’s never been a one-sport loyalist.
When the lights shifted from D.C. to London, she followed — trading the Nationals cap for a claret-and-blue West Ham kit. Her Dream Premier League XI went viral: Kane up front, Salah wide, Mooy in the middle — and, of course, Felipe Anderson, the Brazilian heartbeat of her lineup.

On her YouTube channel, she talked about it like a coach breaking down film — praising Virgil van Dijk’s composure, Raheem Sterling’s speed, and her “unassuming” favorite, Aaron Mooy. He’s kinda nice, he’s pretty f**ing good,* she said — half scout, half comedian, full fan.

Collage showing Mia Khalifa in a West Ham United jersey beside her Dream Premier League XI lineup featuring Kane, Salah, Mooy, and Anderson.

Mia Khalifa’s “Dream Premier League XI” era — where West Ham colors met global fandom. From D.C. to London to Toronto, her sports eye stays international. ⚽🇧🇷⚾

And at the core of it all, the same global thread keeps showing up. Bo Bichette of the Blue Jays — another name on her October betting slip — and his brother Dante Jr. both trace their roots to Brazil, just like Anderson. Maybe that’s why Toronto’s international flair always catches her eye — a reminder that style and substance can come from anywhere.

Between Washington’s underdog persistence and West Ham’s charm, you start to understand her worldview. Sports are theater; loyalty is editing. She sticks with teams that keep her heart racing but never let her rest.

The Florida Chapter

Before Miami became the backdrop to reinvention, it was the classroom.
At Florida State University, she studied history and media while learning something harder to grade — composure. Her professors called her sharp; her friends called her fearless. Both were right.

She’s said before that “it’s not about making sacrifices when you’re doing what you love,” and Florida is where she proved it. That mix of Southern sunlight and pressure forged her discipline — presentation, delivery, timing.

Mia Khalifa in Florida State Seminoles colors, smiling and showing FSU pride—campus energy meets sports media savvy.

Mia Khalifa, FSU-made and media-sharp—repping the Seminoles with the kind of campus pride that plays just as well on Saturdays as it does on social.

After college, she stayed in Miami — the city that tests everyone who tries to define themselves. She learned that visibility can be wielded, not endured. That authenticity, when edited with intention, becomes power.

And somewhere between studio lights and late nights, she found joy again — a plate of oxtail and plantains from Clive’s Café, a moment that made her grin into the camera:

“Are you kidding me? I f*cking love Jamaican food,” she said in a clip posted by Chandigarh food blogger @SwadishtBharat. “Every grain of rice cooked perfectly. The jiggle — look at that jiggle.”

For someone who’s had to explain everything, that unguarded smile was explanation enough.

Mia Khalifa x @anthonypadilla2: “We’re Still on the Contract” — Mia Khalifa and the Art of Bouncing Back

Even the strongest hitters get brushed back.
In a viral YouTube short with more than four million Likes, Mia sits mid-conversation, recalling a fan encounter that still carries a sting. The moment sneaks up on her — voice shaking, eyes wet — and then, just as quickly, she steadies herself. One breath, one joke, one recovery.
That’s the Mia rhythm: take the pitch, feel it, then step back into the box smiling.

Mia Khalifa x LA Dodgers….

A few months later, she faced a louder audience — Game 1 of the 2017 NLCS at Dodger Stadium.
Security asked her to leave in the seventh inning, and the story instantly went viral. Online trolls claimed she wore a Marlins cap.
She corrected the record: “That was Fear of God. I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a Marlins hat.”

“They weren’t booing us,” she said later on Complex’s Out of Bounds. “They were booing security. Everyone in our section loved us. We didn’t do anything wrong.”

It was textbook Mia: sharp, self-aware, and still laughing through the noise. “I was accidentally rooting for the Dodgers the whole time,” she added — a rare moment of levity from someone who knows how fast attention can turn into judgment.

That story became the blueprint for how she handles everything now — grace under pressure, humor as armor, and the instinct to walk away before anyone else decides her headline for her.

Who She Wouldn’t Bet On

Not the Dodgers. She’s been there, done that. Her 2017 trip to Dodger Stadium ended the way that team’s 111-win season did years later — abruptly and awkwardly. The headlines weren’t worth the view.

Not the Cubs either. A few unwanted DMs from then-Cubs catcher Willson Contreras became internet history. She handled it gracefully; he changed teams. End of chapter.

Milwaukee, by brotherly extension, is out. The rest? Too inconsistent or too comfortable. Mia doesn’t do nostalgia or sloppiness.

Seattle’s Wild Card: Global Grit

If there’s one team that might tempt her, it’s Seattle.
The Mariners play with quiet international confidence — Julio Rodríguez grinning through pressure like it’s choreography, Luis Castillo dropping mid-90s art from Baní, Hip Hip Jorge Polanco, MLB’s Most Clutch Hitter of 2025 by mixing patience with Dominican flair.

There’s flash, but there’s discipline underneath it — the kind she respects. LOVES the Belt…Call it style recognition:

And there’s history. Randy Arozarena, the Cuban-born, part-Mexican sparkplug of Tampa Bay’s 2020 run, once shared a clubhouse with Shane Baz — the Lebanese-American right-hander still crafting his comeback.

Baz, born in Texas to a Lebanese father and American mother, remains one of the few MLB players of Middle Eastern descent. Drafted by Pittsburgh, traded to Tampa, rebuilt by analytics — he’s the kind of name that lingers quietly in her universe.

Seattle feels like that: a team with the polish of Tampa Bay and the pulse of the Caribbean, reshaped by players who understand resilience without broadcasting it.

And then there’s Andrés Muñoz, Mexico’s own 100-mph closer and devoted cat dad — the kind of pitcher who carries perspective with him wherever he goes. He travels with his 14-year-old Persian, Matilda, a quiet constant in the middle of a restless season.
Mia, a new cat mom herself, would recognize that grounding instinct immediately. She’s said before, “It’s not about making sacrifices when you’re doing what you love.” Muñoz lives that — high velocity, steady heart.

Cat Power 🐾 Andrés Muñoz & Matilda – The Softest Heart in the Hardest Game

💸 The $2 J Barry Parlay — Wild as Mia 🇨🇦⚾🇲🇽

Bet Type Player / Team Line Result to Hit
🔥 HR Prop Alejandro Kirk +700 1+ Home Run
⚡ Total Bases George Springer +105 2+ Total Bases
💪 RBI Prop Vladimir Guerrero Jr. +450 2+ RBIs
🏃‍♂️ Steals Andrés Giménez +475 1+ Stolen Base
🔵 Team Total Blue Jays +150 Over 4.5 Runs

Odds: +19049
Bet: $2
To Win: $380.98

No hedging, no overthinking. Just vibes and value.
Bad as she wants to be, wild as Mia — five plays, one pulse.

🧾 Backup singles in play too — each prop backed on its own ticket.
🇨🇦 Kirk bombs.
🇩🇴 Vladdy delivers.
🇻🇪 Giménez runs.
🇲🇽 Jays roll.

Tonight’s script? One swing away from a story.

Baseball Without Borders

Khalifa was born in Lebanon — a country without professional baseball but full of storytellers. That’s why she’d love
Baseball United, the Dubai-based league expanding into Karachi and Mumbai.

She once said sports are “a unifying, beautiful part of life.” You can imagine her at loanDepot Park for the
World Baseball Classic opener on March 6, 2026, or at
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.’s Celebrity Softball Game and Home Run Derby this
December 6 — watching the game extend its reach, one accent at a time.

Because the story isn’t about redemption anymore. It’s about ownership — of joy, of image, of voice.

The Mia Method

She doesn’t bet loud. She bets precise. She studies the mood, the matchups, and the mirror.

You can picture her posting one perfect betting slip with a caption that leaves more unsaid than revealed — confidence earned from every headline she’s outlasted.

Patience, posture, and maybe a plate of plantains nearby.
That’s the method.
That’s Mia.

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She’s built her lane from commentary to creation — redefining what it means to wear confidence.
Follow her next chapter as she blends sports, culture, and style with the same precision she brings to her parlay.

 

 
 
 
 
 
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